The History of Wizzy
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You may have heard of some of Wizzy’s historical accomplishments:
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The legendary Johnny Appleseed was on a field assignment for the Wizzard’s fruit-growing subsidiary when he walked across the continent planting all those apple trees.
The legendary Johnny Appleseed was on a field assignment for the Wizzard’s fruit-growing subsidiary when he walked across the continent planting all those apple trees.·The Wizzard himself planted the new cherry tree to replace the one that young George Washington chopped down.
The Wizzard himself planted the new cherry tree to replace the one that young George Washington chopped down. ·The Wizzard’s own botanical research lab discovered the remarkable fertilizing properties of animal droppings which were then named for the lab’s chief scientist, Dr. Marvin Manure, PH.D.
The Wizzard’s own botanical research lab discovered the remarkable fertilizing properties of animal droppings which were then named for the lab’s chief scientist, Dr. Marvin Manure, PH.D.·When a young boy named Jack was taking his mother’s cow into town, it was the Wizzard who met the boy and negotiated the trade for magic seeds. As soon as the Wizzard’s seeds were placed in the boy’s palm, they began to grow into what would later be called “palm trees.” (The tabloid press of the day got wind of the story, changed the palm trees into a beanstalk and made up that ridiculous nonsense about Jack climbing the beanstalk to confront a giant in the sky.)
When a young boy named Jack was taking his mother’s cow into town, it was the Wizzard who met the boy and negotiated the trade for magic seeds. As soon as the Wizzard’s seeds were placed in the boy’s palm, they began to grow into what would later be called “palm trees.” (The tabloid press of the day got wind of the story, changed the palm trees into a beanstalk and made up that ridiculous nonsense about Jack climbing the beanstalk to confront a giant in the sky.)·The Wizzard also planted the one tree that managed to grow in Brooklyn.
The Wizzard also planted the one tree that managed to grow in Brooklyn.dd text.
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